The McDream, Logan International, MA, August 2010

The journey to Terminal B at Logan International Airport was tortuous like watching scumbags tear down their own communities in The England. I would love to them a new one actually.

I was catching an overnight flight across the pond and I fancied a tummy tickler before my flight. The only two places open were a sandwich shop and Maccy D's. The latter was the choice as charging 10 greenbacks for a meal at the sandwich shop was scandalous. It was corporate looting. They are robbing people in broad daylight. Anyway, scanning the menu I decided to order an Angus Deluxe meal for about $7.50 or so. It was number 12 on the menu.

When I opened the carton, I almost went back to the counter to return it because the burger looked exactly like how it looked like in the picture. I never imagined this possible. But The England are the number 1 test team in the world so anything is possible. Here is photographic evidence. I did not photoshop or finger my burger in any way.

Identical twins (which image is from the Maccy D's website?)

I was really amazed when I took my first bite. I was expecting my burger to fall apart like Western economies but like the price of gold, this was rock solid. I could actually taste the beefy flavour of the 5.33 ounce patty too. Admittedly it was not as ostentatious as the offerings at Grill23 or Ruth's Chris, but it was a good quality $7 burger. If you pay £38 million, you are going to get Sergio Aguero; if you pay a lot less you get Nicklas Bendtner. This Angus Deluxe was better than Nicklas Bendter though. At least this burger hit the spot.

On a side about the sides, the fries were genuinely fake. They were perfect geometric copies of each other. Gregor Mendel would have been far more prolific if he used these fries in his laboratory instead of crossing pea plants together. By the way, the fries tasted really rather good. This was Maccy D's at its best.

The Ho Down says: "Number 12 please".